1. Santa: Oye, Car ki speed itni kyo badha di..?
Banta: Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
2.Santa was riding on a horse.
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘Le Karle Number Note’
3. Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo.
4. Santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
